July Round Up

The Cute, The Nutty and the Yum?

Seeing as August has already creeped up on me, I thought i'd do a quickie snapshot round up of some of the crazy less heavy stuff in july :) that i didnt blog about yet , yep july was one interesting ride indeed.

The CUTE
July was the month i met pretty n happy girl -Yiv thro moomoo.

we love japanese! camwhoring in front of the sumptuous japanese feast sponsored by moomoo!

Still on cute ...

July was the month Buoy gave me his HARDHAT! Heheheh! Now i need the overalls...and clear goggles to complete my kinky engineer overall guppy look! eh when'll u get me the overalls? Big ones ya guppies are big n round!

kitty : "sniff sniff" meow!

The Nutty

July was the month I recieved a cool gift from moomoo - a book - on my all time favourite genre "criminal psychology" yes it came prepackaged in hello kitty wrapper together with a little lamb phone strap (geddit? silence of the lambs?)

Speaking of mindboggling nuttiness ...

July was an eye opening month for this guppy as i witness firsthand... the lengths an avid MacDonald's Happy Meal toy collector will go through to ensure they get the complete set of toys.

the set of happy meal toys in question - KungFu Panda
The protagonist (a.k.a eye opening mind boggling VERY UPSET macdonalds happy meal toy collector) making a complaint at our friendly MacDonald's restaurant about their shoddy customer service and mis information on toy avaialbility.
"Its not complete, Its not complete, we are short of 1 character TIGRESS!!!!,...ITS NOT COMPLETE!!! AAAA!!!"

An Itch is scratched!

July was also the month that saw this guppy -trawl the internet , ebay, yahoo auctions sites for a HappyMeal Toy and finally the hitting jackpot! whahaha!

. ..yes even if it meant making contact with wierdos for clandestine happy meal toy transactions so that i can help moo complete her collection...anything to regain some sanity :P *shudder shudder*

Still on the topic of nutty...

July was the month I took Ashton in to Monster Garage - For our first car servicing together *love* . ofcourse the trip had its own dramatic twists and turns.

Ofcourse i had to drive into the garage down a one way street -- IN THE WRONG DIRECTION...

Ofcourse I had to drive into the garage passing by rows and rows of newer, fiercer, even more heavily modified spanking cool sports cars that are WORTH MORE THAN MY PISSY LITTLE FLAT.

Ofcourse almost all the cars lined up along that road had bigger thicker exhaust pipes than Ashton :P

its ok my baby.... i still love you

and The YUM!

Guppies LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOOOOVE DURIANS!
July ended and we celebrated our entry into the month of August with...DURIANS!

Porkchop ( yes he is still here :P) , moo , ray , mags, jas and I were supposed to do some major pigging out on Durians , in the end - Ray , Mags and Jas couldnt make it. so only Moo , Porkchop and I made our pilgrimage to Four Seasons Durian Cafe!

We love Durian! Spent $50 bucks buying loads of high grade delicious Durians! alllll for ourselves! loaded it into the car and brought it back to moo's place to gorge. it was orgasmicly delish! *burp*

Excitement of the evening was picking out a Durian, purposely leaving it unopened and delivering it "unopened" to Jas

- Jas finds durian - unopened - has to get hubby to open it
- Jas hubby hates the smell of Durian!
- Jas hubby tracks moomoo down to kill her for the pungent gift
wahhahahaha! MADNESSS!

( for the uninitiated -- durians have hard prickly thick shells. u need to get the hawkers to use their parangs to hack open these prickly delights , otherwise it will be a difficult nerve wrecking stressful home chopper hacking adventure. You can smell it but you cant eat it if u cant open the shell haahhahahaha! )

Wonder what August has in store for this guppy? stay tuned happie gupsters!