Friday, January 18

The Average Lifespan of Your Relationships

its been a nutty week .

3 Scuba Musketeers : Episode thousandand ninety-ish:
I managed to catch up with Dot Dot and Sunshine at HT's cafe on monday evening. The journey alone to JTC Summit from the CBD already knocked out all the strength from my wallet..lucky HT was generous with his discounts! ha ha ha love you all babes.. but next time can i ta pao u guys deliver? im still recovering from the cabfare home from "bird no lay egg" Jurong Town :P

"Burnt" Wings - well they aren't burnt they just looked burnt. Actually they're rather tasty despite the way they look actually contemplated ordering more
Fresh cut dipped and fried Calamari..definitely tasted different from other cafes.

It was great catching up with Dot and Sunshine. Can you imagine ? we havent been diving TOGETHER for almost a whole year? How did that happen? well with mismatched work schedules, different dive adventures. C'est la vie.

Neeways the conversation got to Dot and HT, how it's a new relationship going on strong etc. We got to talking about the men in our lives - the male leads, vs the part time actors those that are just passing by. When dot revealed this UBER COOL formula that can potentially help us calculate the average lifespan of your relationships !

Total No. of months of serious
relationships you've had your
entire life
________(divided by)___________ = Average Lifespan of Your Love Life
No. of real relationships/men
your entire life

So if you have had 3 serious relationships , each spanning different amounts of time , add up the month example

10 months + 9 months + 7 months
________(divided by)___________ = 8.6 months
3 guys

So this would mean that 8.6 months is the average lifespan of your relationships..if you survive 8.6 months with a guy..chances that he is THE ONE is higher?

hmmmmm....mabbe we just drank too much tea whahhahaha wat do you think happie gupsters?

Other than the above get together the week's been pretty much a mad whirlwind rush . The usual conference calls after work. went to a booze session ( supposed to be an initiation session for newbies with the mangement) i worked hard and launched a few new stuff at work. Amongst the madness, I also recieved instructions to make a trip to Taipei before the lunar new year look into our events sales operations there. Hah stay tuned for "Guppies in Taipei - A special Edition" soon!

Meanwhile somewhere in the CBD on a Friday workday afternoon.... Guppy has finally hit AUNTIE-DOM! eeeeks :

I couldnt help myself I got all excited about the lunar new year and actually bought some lunar new year decorations at lunchtime today. Heh heh heh but the coming new year will be the lunar year of the Rat..and mousies are so so adorable! check out the new year decorations I bought! hee hee

Golden Hamster Red Packets! fat and cute not mouse but still CAN!

Chew Chew Chew on Gold Nuggets!

The following decor is a "couplet" made up of long links of cute mice with individual words that adds up to an auspcious message


"Chu Ru Ping An" - Literal Translation Means : Travel and Return in Safety

"Ren" - Literal Translation : Person


"Shun" - Literal Translation : Smooth ( No Health Problems)



"Jia" - Literal Translation : Home/Family


"Shun" - Literal Translation : Smooth ( No Domestic Problems)



"Bai" - Literal Translation : A Hundred


"Ye" - Literal Translation : Business/ Business Deals

"Shun" - Literal Translation : Smooth ( Successful in everything you do at work)

Neeways I (Auntie Guppy) hasn't hung up her new year decors yet *giggles* , I've engaged 2 part time maids to come in to spring clean my flat and they are in such high demand that they can only make it to clean my flat on the 27th :P Will hand them up later and show you how cute they look hee hee

Don't down the spring clean - It's important if you've not had a good year. Let's clean out all the bad old stuff and welcome the chubby golden happy rat year - There! such utterance from your happie guppy. It's confirmed. I have reached Aunty-dom. I sound like MY MOMMY! :p

Hmm theres so much to do and I've absolutely no time to do them, havent shopped for new clothes ( decided to forgo new clothes) , new year goodies ( decided to live off mom and dad's new year goodies hee hee) , gotta find the time to go to the bank to change some small notes for angpows! damn!

So my happie gupsters! Have you done your annual spring cleaning and lunar new year shopping yet?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Spring cleaning? Ha, good one, jie. XD